Sex Wax Behind Surfers Suffering
Jarrod needed some sex wax. He asked his mum to pick some up for him in town and she slapped his face and told him to wash his mouth out! He asked his grandmother to pick some up for him when she was out shopping and she fainted! After coming round, she told Jarrod’s mother, who promptly slapped his face and told him to wash his mouth out.
‘I need sex wax’ is all Jarrod’s dad overheard while he was on the phone to his mate, organising their surfboard titillating session. Forcefully removing the phone from Jarrod’s hand, his dad slammed it down, muttering, red-faced, about extortionate chat line charges and the ‘youth of today’, before he marched into the kitchen loudly complaining to his wife.
And guess what? Yep, you got it. She slapped his face and told him to wash his mouth out!
That was it. Jarrod had had enough. He left for the beach to meet his mate and get this out of his system. Strapping his surfboard to the roof of his beloved VW camper, he set off to catch some waves. The wind was picking up which was a good sign that his surfboard would see some action today. It also meant that his other cheek would get some colour and he wouldn’t look like he’d fallen asleep under a one sided sun bed.
Arriving at the beach, Jarrod’s mate has already arrived and was looking chilly while he wiped down his surfboard. Jarrod pulled on his 3mm wetsuit and checked out the surf. The weather has brought out more babes than usual, all desperate to strut their stuff and show the boys they ride their surfboards as well as us. All be it in a girlie fashion!